when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso.
If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.
Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman
that made me realize that is martin freeman
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
- A compliment or insult
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
*fingers crossed for imaginative insults* Go on…give in to temptation.